Saturday, March 1, 2014

TDL- 7.22

The Divine Legacy- 7.22

Sabrina: "You and me, lime. We shall rule the world together."
Sabrina?
Sabrina: -laughs hysterically-
Sabrina, are you okay?
Sabrina: "Just dandy!"
Are you sure?
Sabrina: -laughs hysterically-


We'll worry about her later. Look! His hair's back!
Derrick: "I have again reached my full attractiveness, which passes Justin's attractiveness. Remind me why he's winning?"
He's a more interesting Divine.
Derrick: "And I'm not?"
You have nothing but your looks.
Derrick: "He has no looks."
I wouldn't say that.


I mean, look at him.
Justin: "Why are we looking at me?"
Your brother thinks he's more attractive.
Justin: "How many girls has he almost kissed?"
None.
Justin: "And how many have I almost kissed?"
One.
Justin: "That's proof enough for me."


THESE GHOSTS NEED TO GO BACK TO SLEEP! THERE ARE TO MANY FREAKING DIVINES IN ONE ROOM.
Sabrina: -laughing- and then.. and then... TICKET!
Toby: -laughs nervously- -mutters- May, save me... this girl is crazy...
Sabrina: What was that? ARE YOU TALKING TO SOMEBODY?!!
Toby: "Noope, nope, not anyone at all."
Sabrina: "I'LL KILL YOU IF I HEAR DIFFERENT!"
Toby: "I'm already dead!"
Sabrina: "THEN..." -laughs hysterically-


WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN?
It's Sabrina's fault. Those starvation ghosts are always cooking.


Thank you, Toby.
Toby: "Don't mention it. It's too close to my wife.
May?
Toby: "No, the television."
Oh, of course. That wife. Why hasn't May banned them from the Divinity yet?
Simaya: Because Toby likes them, and I've never caught him making love to one.
O_o


Where are we off to, Justin?
Justin: "This beach."
I thought you hated beaches.
Justin: "No, just the one Apollo use to go to all the time."


Justin: "Oh! Awesome!"
Simaya: Don't let your mother see that.
Justin: "Why?"
Simaya: She's lost it, and you guys need to stay poor for three more days.
Justin: "My birthday's in three days!"
Simaya: So is her's.


Still studying?
Derrick: "Yep, almost done."
By the time you are done all the girls will have aged up.
Derrick: "Justin's already gotten with them all. I'm waiting for the children to grow up."
Ewww......
Derrick: "I am not a pedofile!"
Sure, sure...
Derrick: "If I was I wouldn't be waiting!"
Uh huh... O_o
You Divines are freaking me out today.


Well, Justin's fishing.
Justin: "Fishing for chicks."
I don't see anything.
Justin: "I'm a sexy fisherman. They'll come."
Uhhhhhhh v_v


Derrick: "I finally finished studying! Now to befriend some children so I can date them when they grow up!"
Derrick, you're a perv.
Derrick: "We already went over this!"
I don't think I'll trust you in the house when Justin has children.
Derrick: "What if there's a dramatic change in the poll?"
I'm hoping not.


Well, Justin, you found a girl. Her name's Janel.
Justin: "Hey, I'm Justin, that is, just in time to meet you." ;)
Oh my Simaya, what the heck is wrong with you guys today! WHAT DID I MISS?


Justin, you have told enough flirty pick up lines to receive a hug. Congrats.


But not a kiss...
Janel: "My friend Margie says you don't brush."
Justin: "I have no one to brush for. You can change that, though." -wink-
Janel: "Uh.. no thanks."


I SWEAR, SHE IS FOLLOWING THEM!
Shelby: "No I'm not."
WHY DON'T YOU STOP WORRYING ABOUT THE DIVINE BOYS AND START LOOKING FOR YOUR OWN CHILDREN?
Shelby: "There's no point. They're still at the eternal beach, and Simaya's shut us both out. I'm hoping that if I can become friends with one of them, I can talk Simaya into giving them to us."
Oh.
Derrick: "I refuse to be used!" -leaves-


Playing chess is going to get you all those innocent children.
Derrick: "For heaven's sake, I'll wait for them to be my age before trying anything!"
Whatever.


He went home and now he's sleeping. The end... for today.

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