The Divine Legacy- 8.1
Morning, Sabrina.
Sabrina: "Ah! Where am I? This isn't my bed! WHAT HAS MAY DONE?"
May's done nothing. You're in a new house.
Sabrina: "MAAAAAAAAAAAAY?"
-facepalm- No, Nights. Nights, not May.
Sabrina: "Ah, what's the difference?!"
Simaya: I am a goddess and she is a teenage girl. Do not insult me by comparing me to her.
Hey, control yourself. I'm still in charge here.
Simaya: Since when?
Since ever.
Alright, well, Julia's puking.
Julia: "Like you said, I like to be difficult."
Yes, yes you do. Telling you I want a bunch of girls this generation would be a mistake.
Julia: "Maybe."
Derrick: "Well, so much for ever dating anyone."
You mean the children?
Derrick: "I prefer to call them future teenagers."
Okay. But yes, no neighbors! We're free!
Derrick: "I'm stuck with these insane people."
You think you have it hard? You and Justin are nothing compared to the Brotherhood!
Derrick: "The Brotherhood didn't have Sabrina."
Yes, but there was only one of her, and she was just evil. She may be insane now, but when she was younger she was evil and only evil.
Derrick: "And.... your point?"
Jack. Jack is my point. All other points are invalid. Jack is the only point. Sabrina may have outdone the demon, but she can't outdo Jack's lifetime of insanity. Never.
Derrick: "We'll see."
I knew you would find this eventually.
Julia: "DIE! HEY! DIIIE!"
I'll leave you alone, then, you ungrateful girl.
And Justin found one of the secret bookcases.
Justin: "But that book sounded interesting!"
Yes, and inside is far more interesting things.
Justin: "You're right. This is cool!"
It says you'll make a friend.
Justin: "A friend? With who? I already know everyone in the neighborhood!"
I don't know, the paper boy?
Derrick, why are you in this room?
Derrick: "It has a nice computer.
It's all pink...
Derrick: "The computer isn't."
Whatever, you're lost to me.
Derrick: "I grow up soon."
Good to know.
Justin: "What's this book?"
Don't you dare.
Justin: "Why not?"
You have more important things to do than take up a hobby!
Justin: "I can't have a hobby? Really?"
You can, just not that one. Once you start, you can never go back!
Justin: "What are you even talking about?"
Alchemy, all the sims I've had try it didn't end up happy...
Justin: "What happened to them?"
They were immortal vampires and they went through, like, six families.
Justin: "And how does this relate to me?"
YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO BE IMMORTAL!
Justin: "Awwww."
Sabrina, what are you doing now?
Sabrina: "They.. they think they can watch ME? Well... NOW I'LL WATCH... THEEEEEM!"
Oh... and who is 'them'?
Sabrina: "THE NEIGHBORS!!!"
What... neighbors.... nevermind. I don't want to know.
You failed me, Justin.
Justin: "Why'd you give us one of these, then?"
For people like Derrick.
Justin: "Pedophiles?"
No, heir siblings with nothing better to do!
Justin: "And what should I be doing besides making potions?"
Making children?
Justin: "But I want to make potions!"
Still going at it, are we.
Julia: "I NEED TO BEAT MY HIGH... DIE!"
Of course you do.
So much for making potions.
Justin: "I ran out of stuff. Get me more stuff."
No!
Julia: "YOU CAN'T BEAT MY HIGHSCORE!"
Justin: "YES I CAN!"
Derrick: "Hey, can I try? Let me try!"
Derrick, give up, they're lost to the world. You're never getting a go at those things.
Okay, fine.
Derrick: "Be the crane... be the crane...."
What was I thinking when I game the Divines a game room?
Julia: "Hey, I'm pregnant!"
Justin: "Really?"
Julia: "No, I'm just saying that to get you all excited." -sarcasm-
Justin: "Oh."
Julia: "Has nobody ever taught this guy sarcasm?"
Apollo was a bit sarcastic at times. I guess he never picked up.
Justin: "He taught me nothing!"
Still bitter, are we?
So all the Divines are downstairs eating, and what is Sabrina doing? She is upstairs making more food.
Sabrina: "They cannot see. IT IS...a.... A SEEK-ER-ETT RECIPE!"
Hot dogs and raspberries?
Sabrina: "HOW DID YOU KNOW!!!! IT WAS SUPPOSE TO BE A SEEK-ER-ETT!
You told me...
Sabrina: "I DON'T TELL MY SEEK-ER-ETTS TO NO ONE!
Okay, okay, sorry....
And that's all. I guess Derrick was able to tear himself away from the claw.
No comments:
Post a Comment