TDL- 8.6

The Divine Legacy- 8.6

Please, small Divine, go to sleep.

Oliver: "No!"

Please, so I don't have to give you a nap later?

Oliver: "No!"

Oh, hey Derrick. You're exercising... why are you exercising?

Derrick: "Well, I figured since I have friends now..."

No, you're not allowed to try and impress them.

Derrick: "Who said I was trying to impress them?"

Don't pretend like that's not where that sentence was going!

Derrick: "I know I'm not heir, but does that mean I can't even date..."

YES! Well... you can, but not them...

Derrick: "Who else is there?"

Uh.. nobody. But you can't have them.

Oliver: "Hey mom, I pulled an allnighter."

Julia: "We have a night owl on our hands."

He doesn't have that trait...

Julia: "He will have that trait. I can see it now."

Two more days of small cute Raine, how does that make you feel, Justin.

Justin: "My little girl's growing up so fast!"

Raine: "Ima be a big gurl!"

Justin: "Not for another two days." -kisses her forehead-

Raine: "Two days isn't that long, daddy..."

Justin: "Shhhh"

There's a bigger problem, you fools! She has none of her skills done! Do you want her to be evil?

Justin: "No..."

Than get working!

Oh no.

Sabrina: "Hello, grandbaby!"

Oliver: "Hello old lady."

Sabrina: "Hmm. I have an offer to make you."

Oliver: "What?"

Sabrina: "I'm old. Grow up and take over the world in my name. Simaya's legacy may be of hope, but mine is of destruction, and you are mine."

Oliver: "Ask dad."

Sabrina: "He has the good trait.:

Oliver: "I don't make deals with devils."

Sabrina: "Hmm. You are extremely smart for a child."

Sabrina: "I guess I'll just have to take this, then."

Oliver: "Hey! That's mine!"

Sabrina: "It's mine now, you worthless little brat!"

Oliver: "She stole my candy!"

She called you worthless!

Oliver: "I thought she loved me!"

I think she's starting to come back from her insanity. Oh dear.

Simaya: She's threatening possible heirs. I must intervene...

Oh dear.

Well, Sabrina aside, they finished talking and they finished walking. She's just as on track as Oliver, now.

Justin: "I told you I'd handle it."

Oliver finally began to regret staying up all night. Naptime!

It looks like he's not the only one who's tired. Like father, like son? I don't know. I never understood that saying.

In her father's absence, Raine was approached by her uncle. She looks unamused.

Derrick: "Hey Ray, I feel like I never see you anymore!"

Raine: "You are a scary man. Remind me how we're related?"

I'd be scared to if I was Raine. This face and no escape. Derrick, you are a creepy man.

Oh....

Simaya: That's what you get for messing with my great great great, great, great, great grandson!

You didn't do anything like this when she killed Zack and his siblings!

Simaya: That was a warning, and they weren't adorable babies. Plus, she was going to die soon anyway.

She didn't kill Oliver!

Simaya: I don't want Oliver to kill Justin and Julia and Raine.

Oh, no, that would be very bad. I don't think I could handle Oliver killing Raine. She's too precious!

Simaya: Besides, this makes room for three more in this generation.

So we're going for five.

Simaya: Yes. Toby wanted to have five kids, you know...

Sounds like Toby.

Simaya: Well, I have to deliver her soul to the eternal beach, so... see ya!

She gets to go to the beach?

Simaya: Duh, she's Divine!

Oh. Silly me.

Hey, why does she get a big grave? May's the only one whose gotten a big grave!

Sabrina: "I'm special."

Yes, Sabrina.

In her lifetime, she won two Divine awards: most evil (which previously was the demon's) and most murders. I hope nobody ever passes either of those. I moved her grave to the backyard.

The Divines decided it would be better to focus on training the young ones than to sit around crying. These people are smart. I'm sure I'll hear way to much crying, though.

Oliver: "The evil woman is dead!"

Julia: "Oliver! Don't say that sort of thing! You're grandmother was a lovely woman!"

I'm sure you don't mean that, Julia.

Julia: "Shut up, Nights."

Jeez. At least Oliver's skills are done.

Raine still has to finish potty training.

Justin: "I've got two days!"

More like one, now.

Justin: "Shut up!"

She grows up in 24 hours, Justin. You better be all over this skill tomorrow.

Justin: "Why does my little girl have to grow up!"

It's called life, Justin.

Hey, look, somebody finally found the most beautiful room in the house.

Derrick: -napping-

It's peaceful, isn't it? All windows and plants with a nice fountain... it's nice.

Oliver: "Rawr I am Simzilla!"

Raine: -laughs- "You are weird."

Oliver: "Grrr!"

Raine: "Don't bite his head off! I like him."

Oliver: "Bleh. He tastes funny."

Raine: "You got bite marks all over him!"

Oliver: "You're looks yummy!"

Raine: "No! You're not touching Phil!"

Oliver: -pokes him-

Raine: "Don't touch him!"

Phil: "Yeah, don't touch me, punk. Listen to da boss."

Raine: "I'm the boss?"

Phil: "Yes Ma'am."

Raine: "Thanks, Phil."

Phil: "No problem. Is he bothering you? I can take care of him if he is...."

Raine: "No, I'll get daddy to do it if he gets too bad."

Phil: "Alright, Ma'am."

Ah... that was weird. Okay. Goodnight.