Monday, March 10, 2014

TDL- 8.3

The Divine Legacy- 8.3

Good morning, Justin. I could pretty much just reuse this same picture everyday and nobody would ever notice.


Hey, Julia, you're showing... like, a lot!
Julia: "Thanks." >.<
Baby Divines ^__^


Ahh... that face. Why that face?
Derrick: "THE SINK BROKE!"
Ahhhh! You remind me of Josh!


You are a sad excuse for a Divine! The others were ripped before they even got married!
Justin: "I'm working on it!"
Work harder!


Look who's not a zombie! O_O
Sabrina: -laughs- "I HAVE CONQUERED DEATH!"
No, you're still gonna die.


I added another bathroom. The lack of them was bothering me. There's like... 12 bathrooms in this house. O_O


Hey! I see improvement already!
Justin: "Yep. Part of the 'get strong in three painful hours' workout"
Where'd you get that?
Justin: "It was passed down to me."
Oh, so you Divines do have some super secret workout!
Justin: "Yep."


Well, we have another painter.
Julia: "Like you said, I'm difficult."
Yes, yes you are. Please don't neglect your children.
Julia: "I already beat them." 
Like, the human ones that aren't here yet.
Julia: "I'll think about  it."


Justin: "I'm lonely! Julia should come play!"
She's painting.
Justin: "That's boring!"
Yes, yes it is.
Justin: "Why did you even buy art easels?"
For people like Derrick.
Justin: "Pedophiles?"
No, heir siblings. We've gone over this. v_v


Well, it looks like Derrick's made a friend after all.
Derrick: "But she's my mom! I want a friend friend!"
Sabrina: "I'M NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU, SONNY?"
Derrick: "No, you're fine... but you're gonna die soon..."
Sabrina: "LIES! I AM INVINCIBLE!"
No you're not, Sabrina. That would be terrifying.


Well, Justin, Julia heard your desperate cries for help.
Julia: "What's your highscore?"
Justin: "9,000."
Julia: -laughs- "Mine's 42,000"
Justin: "I'm never beating that!"
Julia: "Yep, but people like you can dream."
Justin: "I'd be happy just to beat 10,000! How did you get 40,000?"
Julia: "42,000, and I reached it through years of practice."
Uh... Julia? You haven't been in this house that long.
Julia: "I was born with talent."


Well, apparently she got bored with bragging and decided to have her baby.
Julia: "Justin, I'm having a baby!"
Justin: "One minute, let me finish this game!"
-facepalm- I knew you two would be bad parents. I just didn't think it'd be this bad.


And Justin doesn't seem to even care.
Justin: "I want to go play guitar."
Julia: "I hate you!"



Well, meet Oliver Divine (Name suggested by +Charlotte-May Last )
He's a couch potato who hates the outdoors. He will fit right in with his parents.


And meet Raine Divine (Name suggested by +Misty Pool )
She's artistic and hates the outdoors. I don't see the playground getting used anytime soon. :l


Derrick, I didn't even tell you to pick her up! Pedo.
Derrick: "She's my niece, and she's way too young for me! Don't worry!"
Justin: "Dude, leave my daughter alone."
Derrick: "I'm not interested in her!"
Justin: "Still...."


Well, there's Oliver. He takes after Julia, but he got Justin's eyes and a lot of his face.


And there's Raine. She looks like Justin, but has those blue eyes that make an appearance in every single generation.


Justin: "Alright, bedtime!"
Oliver: I don't want to go to bed! I was playing! Put me down, dad!"
You'll have to learn to talk for him to hear you, child.


Justin: "You too."
Raine: Okay! Love you, daddy!
Aww. She's sweet. It'll be nice once she learns to talk.


Raine: Wait, daddy? You're leaving? Daddy? No! Stay with me! Don't go! Daaaaaddddyyy!!!
Aww, don't leave her, Justin!
Justin: "I'm tired! Do you have any idea how late it is?"
No, not really, but I already love her and want to spoil her rotten. ^__^


It's okay, Oliver, I love you too. You will always be the oldest, and therefore you will always be special.
Oliver: Go away, lady, I'm sleeping.
Jeez. I spill my heart out and you just turn me down!
Oliver: Let me sleep!
You weren't so happy going to sleep a second ago!
Oliver: LET ME SLEEP ALREADY! GET LOST!
Jeez, goodnight, child.

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