The Divine Legacy- 7.21
Derrick, what happened last night?
Derrick: "What?"
Never mind. Let's get you to a mirror.
I'm not quite sure where his old hair went, so this will have to work.
Derrick: "This one is so much less cool."
I know, right?
Well, it's a Saturday in the Divine shack. Things are going well. I've got a three day weekend, so expect lots of these.
I have Sabrina practicing convincing her assassins to kill important people.
Sabrina: "I'll make you cookies!"
What? Girl, you've softened.
Sabrina: "POISON COOKIES!"
Oh. That's just wrong. You are evil.
The boys went to the park.
Justin: "I'll be picking up girls, you just stay out of the way.
Derrick: "What if I want to pick up girls."
Justin: "Pfft. They'll all be too distracted by my good looks. You're the smart one. You won't be attractive until you're rich and own a software company or something."
Derrick: "We'll see."
KEEP WALKING, JUSTIN!
Justin: "Why? this one's hot."
She's a full blown adult!
Justin: "Ohhhh....."
So much for 'we'll see'.
Derrick: "It's a romance book."
Oh. So you have to study?
Derrick: "Yes, but what do you know about love?"
Nothing, you're probably on a better track than I am.
Justin! That's also an adult!
Justin: "Do you know where all the teenage girls hang out?"
Lady: "Nope!"
Justin: "I'll try the library. Maybe they'll be studying."
Justin: "I'll try the library. Maybe they'll be studying."
Uh.. bad idea. Shelby and Apollo just walked in. Run, Justin, run!
Justin: "Hello, hopefully teenage girl.:
JUSTIN THAT'S SHELBY! GET OUT OF THE LIBRARY!
Shelby: "Hello."
JUSTIN!
Justin: "Gotta run! Bye! Tell Apollo to die in a hole!"
Shelby: -frowns- "That was probably Justin, right."
Right!
Didn't you just talk to that lady?
Justin: "She followed me here."
O_o
Finally! A teenager! I found one! I found one! Her name is Margie, I believe. Justin's a tall person.
LET THE FLIRTING COMMENCE!
Margie: "You just have the sexiest chin in town!"
Justin: "That forehead you've got is stunning!"
Oh dear.
Look who gave up on love!
Derrick: "Move, you're getting between me and the romance channel."
Oh. Not giving up yet?
Derrick: "Learning from the best, actually."
I wouldn't bother. The way heir vote's going, you're never going to fall in love.
Derrick: "I could be your next Bryan."
I don't love you that much.
Derrick: "Gee, thanks."
REJECTION!
Justin: "I just want to kiss you!"
Margie: "Nope, no kisses. When's the last time you brushed?"
Justin: "Brushed?"
Margie: "Your teeth..?"
Justin: "Uh.... I don't think I ever have."
Margie: "Eww, you're gross!"
Justin rode home with a broken heart.
Justin: "I even offered to brush my teeth for her, every day. I would've. Why don't any of the girls like me?"
They're townies and townies are idiots.
Justin: "Yeah. Townies are idiots."
Plus, you're really a downgrade from the pas Divines.
Justin: "Excuse me?"
Yeah, I mean, for heaven's sake, look at Beckett! He was the real deal!
Infact, all of the brotherhood was the real deal! What happened?
Justin: "My father?"
Apollo wasn't bad, though. Hmm.
Justin: "Just give me a really hot wife and we'll fix the genepool.
Hopefully.
Look who came over! Creepy adult woman!
Justin: "What do you want?"
Lady: "Your undying love."
Justin: "No."
Lady: "Come on, I know I'm too old for you, but I will wait!"
Justin: "I'm really not interested in older women."
Lady: "I'll be however old you want me to be."
Justin: "Can you be whatever age you are somewhere else? Far away from my house?"
Lady: "No! I love you!"
Justin: "Don't make me get my mother. She's evil, you know."
Lady: "Evil? Gotta run!" -leaves-
That's all, I guess. Dang.
Heir Poll: http://poll.pollcode.com/4287833
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