TDL- 7.6

The Divine Legacy- 7.6

I finally decided to stop sending them back to sleep after every single Divine in the history of Divines decided to enter their room. I mean, really, do they have to wake up every time a ghost comes in?

Oh, and all the Divines, just cause: May, Toby, Demon, Bryan, Jenny, Morgan, Jordan, Ani, Josh, Dylan, Ned, Beck, Jack, Crystal, Belle, Brad, Lilly, Zack, Lucas, Robby, Rose, Sabrina, Apollo, and Justin.

I win! Unless I missed somebody. Then I lose. That's a total of... 24 Divines, 21 of them are dead, and they all came into the bedroom last night just to wake them up.

Simaya: The punishment is working.

Speaking of dead Divines...

Lucas: "Hello, child."

I don't trust him with that kid. I mean, Justin is just precious.

Justin: "You look funny."

-clear throat- APOLLO, LOOK HERE!

Apollo: -looks-

THIS... this is why we let Sabrina cook. Even I would eat those pancakes!

Apollo: -nods-

Simaya: But I said only burn waffles were on the menu!

Sabrina: "Too bad! I win! Pancakes!"

Simaya: The ghosts will eat them all.

Sabrina: "At least they only come out at night!"

Now to finish Justin's walking. Talking's done, and he grows up soon, so we're almost there.

Meanwhile, I sent Apollo to the library to work on his writing. I think I'll buy a computer for them once they have money.

Apollo: "That's not really buying a computer for us. That's using our money to buy us a computer."

True, but either way you get a computer in the end.

Apollo: "Yeah, but one of those ways we don't get to eat for a week."

Which means you can't use the computer?

Apollo: "Exactly."

I see.

Justin: "Nobody understands me, Teddy."

Twanya: I understand you, Justin! And my name's not Teddy! Teddy is like the John and Jane of teddy bear names!

Justin: "Sorry, Twanya. I love you."

Twanya: I love you too, and I'll always be there for you. Unless you start chewing on my ear. I still have nightmares....

Justin: "It's okay, I won't chew on your ear." -Stuffs her hand in his mouth-

Twanya: No! No! Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

I have no idea where this outfit came from, but Apollo's rockin it. I know it's not his swimwear or sleepwear, so I'm confused. I also know it's not his athletic, and obviously it's not his everyday. When I looked in his outfits I couldn't find it, so I can't figure out why he's wearing it.

Apollo: "A crazy homeless person stole my clothes."

But those aren't your boxers...

Apollo: "I know."

Whose boxers are they...?

Apollo: "The homeless person's."

O_______________________O

Justin: "This is fun! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

It's not even rocking....

Justin: "WHAT? THIS THING ROCKS? LIKE, MOVES? MOMMY! MOMMY! MAKE IT ROCK!"

Downstairs Sabrina was too busy complementing Apollo's new... outfit.

Sabrina: "You should wear that more often, it's very sexy."

Simaya: Sabrina, what did I say about....

Apollo: "Will you quit it? No matter what you say to me, do to me, or what Simaya forces me to do, I WILL NEVER BE INTERESTED! Okay? Okay?

Sabrina: "Come on, don't pretend that I'm not pretty. 'Cause I know I'm pretty.... right?"

Apollo: "OH MY SIMAYA, SABRINA, QUIT IT. I'M MARRIED. I'VE BEEN MARRIED LONG BEFORE YOU WERE EVER BORN. LONG BEFORE MAY EVEN CAME TO THIS WORLD. OKAY? MY WIFE'S NAME IS SHELBY AND WE HAVE TWO LITTLE GIRLS, AND I WISH YOU'D HURRY UP AND DIE ALREADY SO I COULD GO BACK TO THEM."

Sabrina didn't know what to say. She wasn't used to Apollo talking, much less yelling. And he was already taken? Then what was all this.

Simaya: Sabrina....

Sabrina, for the first time ever, was completely able to shut May's voice out of her head. She didn't want to hear it. She ran up the stairs, and was glad to hear the front door slam as Apollo stormed out.

Yeah.. uh... yeah. I don't really know what to say now.... uh... yeah. Uh... yeah... bye.... haha.... ah......