TDL- 7.11

The Divine Legacy- 7.11

Morning, Justin. That's how I felt at 8:00 this morning, except I didn't have the courage to get out of bed. Or the energy. I salute you, young Divine.

Yo, Bryan, I know she's in a complicated relationship, and I know the words are 'till death do you part' but seriously, go flirt with your wife or something! Bryan, you're an old, dead man! I don't think she's interested!

Sabrina: "What if I am?"

Simaya: Excuse me, but I don't approve.

Sabrina: "You're no fun!"

Bryan: "Sorry mom, I'll go home." v_v

Simaya: Good, good.

Justin: "Dad, how do I make friends?"

Apollo: "Why are you asking me? Ask Sabrina."

Justin: "She told me to ask you."

Apollo: "Don't worry, I have no friends either."

Justin: "What about mom?"

Apollo: "We're not friends."

Justin: "Because you're married."

Apollo: "No, we're just flat-out not friends."

Justin: "Ohh...."

When the school bus came, Justin reluctantly climbed aboard. Once he got to school, he found that the one person he'd met had grown up into a teenager and decided to spend the next hour hiding in the bathroom.

Simaya: If it were up to me I'd let you go.

Justin: "Who are you?"

Simaya: I am your great great great great great grandmother.

Justin: "That's a lot of greats."

Simaya: I know, it makes me feel old. Now get to class.

Justin: "But I have no friends!"

Simaya: The only friends you're going to make in the bathroom is the toilets.

Justin: -sighs and goes to class-

At the house, Derrick was finally potty trained. That's all of his skills. He grows up in a few days.

Apollo was making daily trips to the beach against May's wishes.

Simaya: Go home already!

Apollo: "I can't 'go home', May! I can't go home for a looooooooooooooong time!"

Simaya: That's not what I meant.

Apollo: "You want me to go back to the house you've imprisoned me in, then?"

Simaya: You'll enjoy it a lot more if you stop thinking of it like a prison.

Apollo: "I'd rather not be in denial, but thanks for the offer."

Meanwhile, at the prison, as Apollo would say, Sabrina and Derrick were reading.

Sabrina: "and the ladybug crawled up the stem..."

Derrick: -touching pictures-

He hasn't spoken since he learned to talk. Sabrina was hoping he'd have some comments on the book, but all he did was point and touch.

Once they finished that book, Sabrina went downstairs to find that Justin had gotten home. She sat down next to him.

Sabrina: "Did you make any friends?"

Justin: "No. I don't think school's a good idea."

Sabrina: "Why?"

Justin: "Because the only friends I can make are toilets."

Sabrina: "What?"

Justin: "I hide in the bathroom."

Sabrina: "Is it really that bad?"

Justin: "Yeah, but whatever. Hey, do you know the answer to this?"

Sabrina: "Uhhhhhh... ask your dad."

OH MY SIMAYA TODDLERS CAN READ ON THEIR OWN?!?!!?!? -dies-

What's that, the fifth time I've died due to the Divinity? Clearly this legacy is bad for my health.

But seriously, that's adorable.

And that's all. My outros are getting lamer and lamer. Pffft.