TDL- 7.12

The Divine Legacy- 7.12

Good morning Sabrina, we have a busy day ahead of us!

First off, we lose our last toddler to the dreaded birthday cake. We trade him in for a child today. Unfortunately, the ghosts are up and about. That means they're gonna hog the cake.

Here we have Derrick Divine. He got the brave trait. His other two traits are heavy sleeper and the one I can't remember. Dangit, I thought I had them this time. v_v

Have fun at school, child.

Justin: "I probably won't."

Don't be so pessimistic.

Justin: "Don't be so unrealistic."

I'm just telling you to have fun, jeez.

Derrick didn't have to go to school, but he had homework for some reason. Weird.

Derrick: "Dad, this stuff's hard."

Apollo: -eating cake- "Mhmmm"

Derrick: "Can you help me?:

Apollo: -shakes head-

Derrick: "Fine, be that way."

Apollo: "Get your swimming trunks."

Derrick: "Why?"

Apollo: "Why? Because I'm gonna slap you with them!"

Derrick: O_O

Apollo: "Nobody around here can take a joke. We're going swimming, why else would you need swimming trunks?"

Derrick: "To get slapped with them...??"

Apollo: "Just go get them before I leave you here alone."

Simaya: You wouldn't leave him!

Apollo: "Don't try me, May."

Derrick: "May?"

Apollo: "Just get your swimming trunks!"

Apollo: "Alright, well, this is a beach."

Derrick: "Cool, can we go home now?"

Apollo: "Nope, we're going to spend the day here."

Derrick: "Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww,"

Apollo: "Seriously? You'd rather be locked up in that shack?"

Derrick: "Yes."

Apollo decided to stop arguing with him and went swimming. Derrick decided to go play chess. I guess he's getting a tan while earning brain cells....

Well, look who's finally home.

Sabrina: "I got promoted!"

More money! Yay!

Sabrina: "Uh... where is everyone?"

Well, Apollo and Derrick are at the beach and Justin's at school.

Sabrina: "So I'm alone?"

Yes.

Sabrina: "That's amazing. I will now work on taking over the world!"

I thought you gave up on that.

Sabrina: "It's an addiction."

Well, Justin hot home an hour later.

Sabrina: -reading book about taking over the world- "How was school?"

Justin: "Okay...."

Sabrina: "That's great, how are your friends?"

Justin: "Still nonexistent or inanimate objects...."

Sabrina: "Cool."

Justin: "You're not listening, are you?"

Sabrina: "That's awesome!"

Justin: "Yeah, that's what I thought. I think I'll go cry in my room later. After doing homework. I don't like school. Can I just not go?"

Sabrina: -looks up from book- "What?"

Justin: "Nothing, just homework."

Well, Apollo and Derrick went home.

Sabrina: "How was the beach?"

Apollo: "Alright..."

Sabrina: "Maybe next time I can go with you. I look pretty sexy in a bikini, you know."

Apollo: "Seriously, Sabrina? I've already told you about this!"

Sabrina: "Can't you at least pretend to like me, it's not like it's going to change anything!"

Apollo: "Maybe for you! I kinda have a life to get back to!"

Sabrina: "So? They don't have to know. Who's gonna tell them?"

Apollo: "That's not the point! I don't like you!"

Derrick: "Are they always like this?"

Justin: -yawns- "What?"

Derrick: "Mom and Dad. Are they always like that?"

Justin: "No, most of the time they ignore eachother."

Derrick: "Oh."

Justin: "Yeah, it's best to go to bed when they start fighting."

Derrick: "To bed, then."

Justin: "Race you up the stairs." -takes off running-

Derrick: "Not fair!" -runs after him-

The two of them didn't even notice the boys run by.

Sabrina: "I'm stuck here just as much as you!"

Apollo: "You freaking murdered your family! You deserve this!"

Sabrina: "Yeah, well, I'm sorry, but May's not hearing it!"

Apollo: "I'm sorry too, and I didn't even do anything that bad!"

Sabrina: "So we're both miserable. Matter as well make the best of it, if you know what I mean."

Apollo: "No, I am not going to make the best of it, alright? If anything this punishment is way worse on me than you. I actually have people waiting on me!"

Sabrina: "I'm stuck with you, what could be worse?"

Apollo: "At least you're stuck with somebody attractive!"
Sabrina: "Are you calling me ugly?"

-later-

Sabrina: "Hah, I win! May was wrong!"

Apollo: "I let you win!"

Sabrina: "Yeah right!"

Apollo: "I could kill you with my bare hands, magic or not. I'm just not a murder, like you!"

Sabrina: "Shut up!"

Apollo: "Alright, I will!"

And yeah. There we go. I might make another one soon. I don't have much to do tonight.