TDL-9.1

The Divine Legacy- 9.1

Good morning, Everett, welcome to generation 9.

Everett: "Should I feel different?"

No, not really. It's like new years.

Here's Derrick, working out again.

Derrick: "I'm gonna be old soon!"

Yes, and then you will meet your tragic but expected end.

Derrick: "Yeah. At least I'll be an attractive ghost!"

Not really. You'll be all old and stuff.

Derrick: "Let me dream!"

Ricky: "I am flawless."

There's such thing as being too self confident...

Ricky: "It's not self confidence. It's fact. The Rickey is flawless."

If you insist.

If you're so flawless, why are you working out?

Ricky: "To stay flawless. Who is he?"

Derrick: "I'm Derrick, you're Raine's husband, right?"

Ricky: "Yes. Call me Ricky."

Not The Ricky?

Ricky: "Yes, just Ricky. The Ricky is for the ladies and myself."

Okay.

Ricky: "You said your name was Derrick? You don't go by Rick, right?"

Derrick: "Nope."

Ricky: "Good. That would be confusing."

Derrick: "Yeah."

Ricky: "Besides, you are not worthy of having such a close name to me."

Derrick: "Excuse me, was that an insult?"

Ricky: "No, just a fact."

Derrick: "Keep your 'facts' to yourself. I can mess you up anyday."

Ricky: "I'd like to see an old man like you try to hurt The Ricky."

Meanwhile, downstairs Raine is all happy.

Raine: "I'm married!"

Yes... and he is completely full of himself.

Raine: "Yeah... but that's what makes him cute!"

I get the sense he'll be an awful dad.

Raine: "Yeah, but I have a bunch of siblings and all that..."

You're just gonna let them raise the next generation?

Raine: "No!"

Then where were you going with that?

Raine: "I don't know. I've almost maxed out painting."

Good for you.

Everett: "Ow! Derrick!"

Derrick: "Sorry Everett, I'm just.. mad."

Everett: "Mad?"

Derrick: "Yeah, you know Ricky?"

Everett: "The guy with the green hair?"

Derrick: "Yeah. He's a complete idiot. First he acts like he's all above everyone, and then he called me old."

Everett: "Well, you are the oldest person in this house."

Derrick: "Yeah, but I'm not old-old."

Everett: "What did you do after he called you old?"

Derrick: "I left. If he ever does it again though, I swear, I'm gonna knock his nose crooked."

Everett: "Can you not knock mine crooked? I kind of like it." -throws ball back-

Derrick: "Yeah, sorry."

Oh Jasper, I love you. I'm so glad you got the childish trait.

Jasper: "Well, Dan's one of my only friends."

Dan?

Jasper: "Yeah, remember? The Dan the Dinosaur?"

Oh, yeah.

Ricky: "Haha! I'm beating you!"

Raine: "We're on the same team!"

Ricky: "Oh, I forgot about that."

Raine: "Pay attention, you're running the wrong way!"

Ricky: "Oh... there we go! Haha! I win!"

Raine: "We win."

Ricky: "That's what I said, isn't it?"

Raine: "No."
Ricky: "Well, that's what I meant."

Ricky seems to have broke the television. Toby is looking down and is not pleased.

Ricky: "The Ricky did not break it! It was Raine!"

Raine: "I heard that!"

Ricky: "We broke it together, and The Ricky shall fix it!"

Good luck with that.

Melody: "I'm gonna be tough!"

Yeah!

Melody: "This is hard, but I'm gonna be tough!"

Yeah!

*determined workout face*

Still painting?

Raine: "Yep! I'm getting better every time!"

What level are you at?

Raine: "Eight?"

Almost there!

Raine: "Yeah!"

Ricky: "What are you doing outside?"

Melody: "Playing with the sprinkler. What are you doing outside?"

Ricky: "Coming to see why you were outside."

Melody: "Okay then..."

Ricky: "You should come inside."

Melody: "That's what I was planning on..."

Ricky: "Okay." -walks away-

Melody: "He's weird."

Just a bit.

Now all the siblings are in Derrick's old room, and Derrick is in the downstairs room! Woo!

That's all. Yeah. Woo!