TDL- 8.13

The Divine Legacy- 8.13

Good morning, Everett.

Everett: "Mmmm"

That's how I felt this morning, but now it's summer!

Ghosts need to stop invading house. Ugh. I'm starting to think 7's problem wasn't just the small house, but the fact that I have a lot of dead Divines. Twenty one, if we count Sabrina. That's a lot of dead people to be lying around.

Melody got neat, so no more dirty house!

Jasper got family oriented, and Everett got Good Sense of Humor.

There.

Derrick: "Woah, who are you?"

Oliver: "Oliver... your nephew..."

Derrick: "Oh, you exist. I never saw you in that big house. I figured Justin just made you up or something."

Oliver: "No... I exist."

Derrick: "What do you do?"

Oliver: "Uh.. video games."

Derrick: "Video games? Cool."

Right now, Raine's the one who does video games.

Julia: "Get him, get him!"

Raine: "Wouldn't that hurt..?"

Julia: "TACKLE HIM!"

Raine: "Okay! Oh... that looked painful!"

Julia: "YEAH! YOU GOT HIM!"

Something tells me this wasn't Raine's idea.

Oliver decided to instruct her.

Oliver: "No! You're running the wrong way!"

Raine: "I'm trying to turn!"

Oliver: "Oh my Simaya, you are such a noob! Give me the controller!"

Raine: "I got it!"

Oliver: "Your guy isn't even in bounds!"

Raine: "I had it until you showed up!"

Oliver: "Give it!"

Raine: "I got it!"

Well, here are the boys. Swinging. It looks like Jasper convinced one of the Divines to get some sunshine.

These two are getting all friendly. What happened to team Derrick-Everett?

Derrick: "That's still a thing, but then there's also team Derrick-Oliver."

You can't double team!

Derrick: "Then team Derrick-Oliver-Everett."

Ugh. Whatever. I clearly don't understand.

Well, my dearest triplets, what are you doing?

Melody: "Looking for intelligent life!"

Everett: "Making sure there are no intruders!"

Jasper: "I can see the old house from here!"

Clearly you all aren't playing the same game.

Melody: "Yeah, I thought we were looking for aliens!"

Jasper: "No, don't look for aliens, or else they'll kidnap you and make you pregnant!"

Everett: "Ewwww"

Melody: "I wouldn't mind an alien baby. I already have two alien brothers."

Jasper: "Yeah, Oliver and Everett!"

Everett: "No! You and Oliver!"

Melody: "I wonder where they would land their spaceship...? Alien brothers, where is your spaceship?!"

Everett: "This is the spaceship!"
Jasper: "Oh! Can we go to the moon? I hear it's nice there!"
Melody: "There might be some aliens!"

Everett: "Okay!"

Ah, you crazy children.

Meanwhile, Raine is quietly painting a picture.

Raine: "I'd play with them, but I feel too big for all that stuff."

Sure. That's the only reason.

Raine: "And I like to paint, okay?"

Yes, yes. I noticed. You're just like May.

Well, how was the moon?

Melody: "There weren't any aliens."

Aww, that's too bad.

Melody: "Yeah."

Jasper: "Alright, good, you're outside."

Justin: "It's getting dark, you should come in."

Jasper: "Hmm..." -tags him- "You're it!"

Jasper: "Dad, you're not playing it right! You're it! You're suppose to chase me!"

Justin: "No, you're it. I'm old, I need the advantage."

Oh Simaya, Justin is getting old. O_O

Well, Derrick has taken up exercising again.

Derrick: "I don't have much more time as a Young Adult, I got to get myself looking as good as possible, or else I'm gonna be all flab for the rest of my life!"

Okay, well, whatever makes you happy. I must say, I do miss the bodybuilder Divines of the past.

Melody: "Oliver, where do aliens live?"

Oliver: "There are no aliens."

Melody: -joins game- "Yes there are."

Oliver: "No, there isn't."

Melody: "Well, I was reading a book and..."

Oliver: "It's called science fiction."

Melody: "Yes, but science!"

Oliver: "Fiction."

Melody: "You're no fun!"

Julia: "Aww, you two are playing together."

Oliver: "Ugh, can't you guys get out of my room?"

Well, that's all. That was fun to write.

Raine's currently winning, with five votes. The closest of her siblings is Melody, with one!

Heir Poll: http://poll.pollcode.com/34165378