TDL- 7.3

The Divine Legacy- 7.3

Good morning, Sabrina. Unfortunately the ghosts were sound asleep last night. No visit from Zack.

Sabrina: "Thank Simaya."

Simaya: Sabrina, what the heck are you doing?

Sabrina: "I'm practicing the speech I will use to sway the leaders of the world to hand their positions to me."

Simaya: You're wasting your time.

Sabrina: "Whatever. What else am I gonna do?"

I thought you thought that was poisoned.

Apollo: "I doubt she poisoned the entire thing. I mean, she's got to plan to eat some."

Good point, as always.

And it seems Sabrina, future ruler of the world, does plan to eat some.

Sabrina: "One can only talk to themselves in the mirror so much before getting bored."

Simaya: And with a face like yours, it's unhealthy to stare at one's self too long.

Sabrina: "Don't be mean, I got some of this face from you!"

Simaya: Sorry, I had to.

Apollo went back to working out in front of the television.

Apollo: "I plan on going back to the eternal beaches, and I've got to be in shape when I get there."

Yeah, yeah. I think you're in a better shape than when you came.

Apollo: "Well, that's even better."

Sabrina went back to teaching herself how to cook.

Sabrina: "All this food looks so good. Once I'm queen of the world I'll hire a chef to make it all for me!"

Good luck. At this rate you're not taking over anything.

Sabrina: "I'm tired, okay? Work's hard."

Indeed it is.

Well, as it turns out Sabrina still gets paid, so I bought some baby stuff. Now the only downside is that she can't get promotions from home. We have a crib and a highchair, not to mention a teddy bear I brought from the other house. Kitty's teddy bear, to be exact. Yes, I hung onto it.

Well, she went back to the 'take over the world' speech.

Sabrina: "I've got to keep practicing. I'm more convincing than you."

But I don't want to take over the world.

Sabrina: "Good, because that's my job, and nobody can stop me!"

Simaya: Not true. Apollo's around for more reasons than for you to enjoy with your eyes.

Sabrina: "Why do you always have to crush my hopes and dreams."

Simaya: Would you prefer to have your body crushed under several miles of water?

Sabrina: "No." O_O

Simaya: Then shut up.

Sabrina: "You look nice today." ;)

Apollo: O_o

Simaya: What did I say about flirting with him!

Sabrina: "Aww, come on! You can't throw a super attractive guy in a house with me, tell me I'm married to him, and then not let any romance happen!"

Simaya: That's pretty much what I'm doing in a nutshell.

Apollo: O_o

Sabrina: "Well, this sucks."

Simaya: Think of it this way: your life is now a vacuum. If it doesn't suck, it's not working like it's supposed to.

Apollo: "Here' I'll curse the toilet. Maybe it will make her less interested in me."

Yeah, right. Nothing you do will fix that, Apollo.

Apollo: "I can try."

Sabrina: "Ah! Why is the toilet exploding!"

Simaya: It's Apollo saying he's not interested.

Sabrina: "Ew, now I'm all covered in gunk and the bathroom's all wet!"

Simaya: Hahahahahahahaha!

Sabrina: "And you say I'm evil! APOLLO, COME CLEAN THIS BATHROOM UP!"

Apollo: -laughing to himself-

Sabrina: "That wasn't very nice!"

Apollo: -nods-

Sabrina: "I mean, you could just tell me you're not interested!"

Simaya: He already kinda did.

Sabrina: "Don't ever do that again, okay?"

Apollo: -doesn't respond-

Sabrina: "Okay?!"

Apollo: -ignores-

Sabrina: "I swear, if you weren't so hot I'd hate you by now."

Sabrina: Day Nine: I can't believe Apollo would boobytrap the toilet like that. I mean, that's just cruel! I practiced convincing the world leaders to let me take over in the mirror, but I wasn't even convincing myself. I'll have to work harder on that. The baby should be here soon, and I can't say I'm excited. The last thing I need is another person watching me.

That's all. I'd tell you to vote for your favorite Divine, but I'm too lazy to get the poll.