TDL- 5.3

The Divine Legacy- 5.3

Let's start the day off right... with a random old lady dying in the yard.

Yeah, you better beg not to die on the Divine's property. They don't like people that aren't their kin hanging about.

Grim...? Oh, whatever, he can hang around if he wants, as long as he doesn't touch my precious Divines.

Of course, Beck decides to come and talk to him as soon as I say that. Maybe he's hoping to get a way out of death?

Grim left, and come idiot decided to put the pancakes on the floor when there's perfectly good counter. Sometimes I question the Divines. Other times, I just keep on walking. Some things are beyond questioning.

Uh.. Toby? Where's your body?

Toby: "Uhhhh.... I think I left it... hmmm. I'll get back to you on that."

Oh dear >.<

Well, Jack's growing up. Growing old, rather. How time flies. I remember you pounding on the window of the other house because you thought they were gonna eat you...

Jack: "I was young then. Now I know that my family will wait until I am dead to eat me so they shall not have to waste their time with tender meat."

This is one of the times were I just keep walking.

Nice hair... Jack. Oh dear.

Jack: "This is worse than the balding."

Okay, there he is. Jack. Soon to be Jack in the box. That's not as fantastic anymore. I think he's the most random Divine we've ever had. Correct me if I'm wrong.

And Brad's busy messing with things. That's normal. This entire house is gonna be tweaked by the time Brad's gone.

Ned! We'll we've lost the only normality left in this house. Brad's a coward, Jack and Belle are crazy, Beck's a bodybuilder, and Crystal... well, we've still got her.

And down he goes.

Brad: "Ghoooooost! AHHHHHHH!"

You are a sad excuse for a Divine.

I put Ned in the corner, all by himself. Nowhere else seemed to work.

Pfft. He gets up just to fall back down. Poor guy. I need to give him some courage or something, or else he's gonna starve because I can't get him to stop fainting. On average he passes out three times a day.

Anyway, baby Divine shall be here soon! Yay! Then this should get a bit more interesting.

There's Jack, who looks like anyone but himself. I never really saw Jack old.

Well, that's it. Comment or something, okay?