TDL- 9.6

The Divine Legacy- 9.6

Morning Ricky. I got distracted, and now I'm all floaty in the mind. I need to stop fangirling.

Woo! Walking! Peter Pa... I mean, Caleb is growing up!

Ricky: "You should let me play, I'm better."

Everett: -ignores-

Ricky: "YOU SHOULD LET ME PLAY, I'M BETTER!"

Everett: "I heard you the first time."

Ricky: "But you didn't answer!"

Everett: "It's called ignoring you."

Ricky: "Nobody ignores the Ricky!"

Everett: -ignores-

Ricky: "Nobody!" -gets up and leaves-

Woo! He can walk! Yay!

Birthday time. Poor Jasper had such a hard time getting to his cake.

Here's Melody, who got Vehicle Enthusiast or whatever.

Here's Everett, who got great kisser. Too bad he's got nobody to kiss.

And lastly, Jasper. He got Artistic.

Jasper: "I'm going to start painting! It looks like fun!"

Okay, have fun.

Jasper: "I'm starting to miss my toys.. I'll paint a picture of them!"

Great idea.

Raine: "What are you doing?"

Ricky: "Making sure I'm still attractive."

Raine: "Where you worried?"

Ricky: "Well, somehow, your brother was ignoring me. I thought it might be because I was ugly."

Raine: "And...?"

Ricky: "And I think your brother may be blind and deaf. I'm more attractive than usual today!"

Raine: "Have you ever considered he was just ignoring you?"

Ricky: "Nobody can ignore me."

Raine: "My brother's just really good at ignoring people, I guess."

Ricky: "Hey... happy birthday."

Melody: "Thanks... and really, you need to stop flirting with me."

Ricky: "But the Ricky likes pretty girls!"

Melody: "Yeah, but you're married to my sister."

Ricky: "Your prettier, though."

Ricky!

Ricky: "What?"

Leave Melody alone, really.

Ricky: "But she's finally old enough!"

Derrick's not the only one with potions.

Ricky: "Those potions did nothing!"

It'll be worse next time.

Ricky: "I'll take my chances."

Everett taught Caleb how to talk! Yay! Now all we need to do is potty train him!

Caleb: "I can talk!"

Woo! Now you can tell me what you're always asking about!

Caleb: "Yay!"

Jasper, you should really go to bed.

Jasper: "But Dan was lonely!"

You can take Dan with you...

Jasper: "Dan doesn't like it inside. Can we move my bed outside.

No.

Jasper: "Why!?

Because I said so. Now go to bed. Dan will be there in the morning.

Jasper: "I'm an adult now!"

You still have to listen to me! Go to sleep, little sim.

Jasper: "Aww, okay."

That's all. Blah. School starts tomorrow.

TDL- 9.5

The Divine Legacy- 9.5

Morning, Caleb. You're adorable.

And you aren't seeing things... DOUBLE DIVINE!

Caleb: "What's this?"

Raine: "There you go, hon."

Caleb: "Bleck, it doesn't taste good!"

Raine: "Enjoy!"

Caleb made his way to the dollhouse once he escaped the baby food.

Caleb: "What's this? Can I play?"

Jasper: "Hello, me and you can be friends."

Caleb: "Okay. This doll tastes good!"

Jasper: "Stop chewing on Phil!"

Apparently Jasper decided he wanted a friend he could talk to.

Caleb: "What's that far more interesting thing over there?"

Jasper: "Say... 'Apple'"

Caleb: "No, it's not an apple."

Jasper: "Apple!"

Caleb: "It's still not an apple."

Jasper: -points to picture- "App-le"

Caleb: "Apple?"

Jasper: "Yay! Dangit, why did I get you to say Apple for your first word? How boring."

Caleb: "Not as boring as this."

Jasper: "Now, say... Jasper!"

Aww, Jasper, your new lady friend died... of starvation.

He's the only one that didn't come cry over her. Huh.

Are you a master at painting yet?!

Raine: "No, but I'm close."

That's what you say EVERY TIME!

Raine: "Don't rush me."

Well well well, look who it is.

Ricky: "What else am I suppose to do? The Ricky can only stare at himself so much."

Really?

Ricky: "Yes. If I do it for too long the effect wears off."

So.. teaching toddler to walk?

Ricky: "Yes, it'd be embarrassing if he never learned. It'd be even more embarrassing if he looked like me... but he's still related to me."

He looks like you. He's got a lot of your face.

Ricky: "Yes, but you have to stare for a while to realize. If he didn't know how to walk, he'd know to look away in shame if anyone looked at his face."

That's harsh.

Ricky: "It's true."

Remind me why we leave you alone with him?

Ricky: "Because I'm his dad?"

I need a better reason.

Everett: "IT'S YOUR FAULT!"

Raine: "What? What's my fault?"

Everett: "Derrick! He wouldn't have died if not for you!"

Raine: "What?"

Everett: "If you had never married Ricky, he would have been happier, and if he'd been happier, he would have lived longer, because happy people live longer!"

Raine: "That makes no sense, Ev."

Everett: "It does! He hated Ricky! If you hadn't married him, he'd still be here!"

Raine: "Everett, none of this has anything to do with..."

Everett: "YOU DIDN'T KNOW HIM LIKE I KNEW HIM!" -runs off-

Raine: "Oh my Simaya, that kid's gone insane."

Yeah, I mean, he only died because I wanted you to have another baby.

Raine: "Oh, well thanks. That makes me feel great."

Everett: "He was my only friend!"

Oliver: "I'll be your friend..."

Everett: "It's not the same. You're my brother!"

Oliver: "Well, he was my friend too..."

Everett: "You didn't know him like I did! Besides, you had mom!"

Oliver: "Well.. not really. Jasper had mom."

Everett: "I'm too young for all this!"

Oliver: "I know... but you'll be okay."

Okay... uh... I'm gonna move on before I get sad. I combined the nurseries! I like this much more. It's so roomy.

And speaking of nurseries... baby Divine!

Raine: "This one should be a girl."

Yep.

And... that's all... almost.

I actually made a poll. Not a heir poll or anything. It's actually a generation poll.

Vote for your favorite generation! I have the generation number first, the name of the generation second, and the generation couple third.

http://vote.pollcode.com/37696862#sthash.GocRtTSp.dpuf

TDL- 9.4

The Divine Legacy 9.4

Morning, Derrick. I must say, I missed you.. a lot.

Derrick: "Where have you been?"

Mainly not in sims, neglecting you for no reason.

Derrick: "You lazy butt."
Yeah, yeah, I know.

Derrick: "What's this?"

A number of things. It's a gift from a friend of ours, it's an apology for my laziness, and it's your way to get revenge on Ricky.

Derrick: "Will it kill him?"

No, not at all. A poison apple would have been ideal, but this will make him sick.

Derrick: "That's not nearly as good as beating him up."

If you don't want it, don't use it.

Derrick: "I want it."

Ricky: "Raine, look, a potion!"

Raine: "Really? What's it say?"

Ricky: "It says it's for me. It will make me flawless?!"

Raine: "Really?"

Ricky: "I doubt it. The Ricky already is flawless."

Raine: "Hmm."

Ricky: "I definitely don't feel flawless... I feel... sad."

Melancholy serum, just for you!

Ricky: "What? WHAT?"

Yep. It's what you get!

Ricky: "Why?!"

Because everyone hates you!

Ricky: "WHAT? Nobody hates the Ricky!"

Everyone hates the Ricky!

Ricky: "Raine doesn't, right Raine!"

Raine: "Huh?"

Ricky: "SEE?!"

Ricky:  "At least I still LOOK good."

I'll need to do something about that next time. v_v

Ricky: "As long as I look good, I'll be okay."

Oliver: "Woo! Potion for me?"

It'll make you fit.

Oliver: "Yes!"

Okay. You still need to work out.

Oliver: "Awwww!"

Derrick: "Haha!"

Ricky: "Ah! What is wrong with you!"

Derrick: "That's for calling me old!"

Ricky: "YOU ARE OLD!"

Derrick: "Not as old as you pretend I am!"

Ricky: "Ugh... I feel awful..."

Derrick: "Good!" -runs off-

We interuput this potion mess to check in on the younger ones.

Everett: "What are you doing?"

Jasper: "Playing. What are you doing?"

Everett: "Playing."

Jasper: "Oh. This is more fun."

Everett: "You look insane."

Jasper: "Don't be mean to me!" -runs off-

Well, he ran off to Raine.

Jasper: "Hi Raine!"

Raine: "Hello!"

Jasper: "So... how long until you have your baby?"

Raine: "Not much longer."

Jasper: "Good. I'm sick of being the youngest and having nobody to play with!"

Raine: "You're never going to grow up, are you?"

Jasper: "Nope!"

Ricky: "You know, now that all the potions have worn off, The Ricky feels great! This is a good day."

Ugh. It didn't work.

Ricky: "You'll have to try harder than that!"

Trust me, I will...

Ricky: "Hello, Melody!"

Melody: "Hi...?"

Ricky: "You look lovely today!"

Melody: "Thanks...?"

Bad Ricky, no flirting with Melody!

Ricky: "I'm not flirting!"

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure.....

Well, Jasper seems to have found a random friend.

Jasper: "Wanna play?"

Lady: "Oh, no thanks. I have to go home and shower!"

Jasper: "Aww..."

Oliver: "I'm stronger than I was before."

Ricky: "The Ricky is still stronger."

Oliver: "Oh yeah"

Ricky: "Yeah."

Oliver, I told you to work out. He's still got a higher athletic...

..skill. Okay. Fine. Lose then. Make Ricky even more sure of himself. Fine. It's not my bruised body.

Oliver: "Ugh. Fine. I'll be back, and you'll be sorry!"

Ricky: "You'll be the one whose sorry! Stay away from me, you orange-haired freak!"

The baby is coming! Yay!

Haha, all of her siblings are like 'Ah! We're gonna be aunts and uncles! What do we doooooo?'

Ricky: "It's not a good day anymore! It's not a good day!"

Jeez, Ricky, I thought you were excited to be a dad.

Ricky: "The Ricky changed his mind!"

Too bad.

Oh my Simaya, I think I'm in love! He winked at me! He winked at me! He's a little flirt!

His name is Caleb Divine, (suggested by +Misty Pool ) and he's neurotic... or whatever... and excitable!

As usual, I do not enjoy babies, so Caleb will be a toddler right away! Ugh, what am I gonna do in the Sims 4? v_v

And here he is, with Julia's orange hair and the usual blue eyes. I love him. ^_^

Ricky better get use to orange hair, though. It turns out his son is an 'orange-haired freak'.

Oh, how I missed little Divines.

Caleb: "Does this taste more like plastic or wood?"

Don't eat the blocks!!

For some reason he reminds me of Peter Pan. v_v

Raine: "And up! Wee!"

Caleb: "Weee..... what's that over there?!"

The television?

Caleb: "No, not that!"

Then I don't know.

Raine: "It's bedtime!"

Caleb: "Okay... but what's that?"

What are you looking at!?

Caleb: "That!"

I don't know what 'that' is!

Caleb: "Mom!"

You'll have to learn to talk.

Well Derrick, was it a good day?

Derrick: "Yes, I mean, it doesn't get much better than getting revenge on Ricky and a new baby."

That's good to hear. I'm going to have to ruin it, though.

Derrick: "What do you mean?"

Derrick: "Wait a minute... no! I'm not old enough for this!"
No your not, Derrick.

Derrick: "Yes I am! I still have so much to do! Do you want that kid to grow up like Ricky?"

He won't.

Derrick: "How do you know? You can't kill me!"

I know because I won't let him. And yes, Derrick, your time has come.

Ricky: "Woo! See ya, old man!"

Raine: "Ricky!"

Ricky: "Uh.. I mean... oh no... ahhh... why..."

Derrick: -glares-

Derrick: "Oh well, at least I won't have to deal with Ricky for a while."

Grimm: "You never know..."

Derrick: "He's gonna die young?"

Grimm: "He just might."

Derrick: "Oh, goodie."

Grimm: "We'll talk about it later. Into the box."

Derrick: "I get to see my brother again!" -goes-

Melody: "So... you're still here."

Grimm: "Yes, I was considering grabbing this one on my way out."

Oliver: "No! Dude, I'm still a young adult!"

Grimm: "It was a joke."

Oliver: "Oh... haaha..."

Grimm: "Nobody ever gets my jokes." v_v

And now for the second heir, because when there's only one, it makes the heir vote very, very boring.

Ricky: "Maybe this one will look like me!"

And that's all. Hopefully I'll stay out of my laziness and get back to daily Divines. Or at least weekly Divines, with school starting. We'll see.