TDL- 9.3

The Divine Legacy- 9.3

Morning, Derrick! So... a year ago, on July 10th, I made the 1.1. It's almost been a year since the Divinity began! I know it's still a few days before the tenth, but hey, I'm gonna celebrate anyway. I'll probably marathon Divine on the tenth or something. We'll see.

Ricky: "The Ricky can fix this."

Sure.

Ricky: "Just watch and learn!"

Oh my Simaya, he did it!

Ricky: "Now you know not to doubt The Ricky."

That makes no sense! You were suppose to fry... and cry... and it would've been priceless...

Ricky: "Oh, so you're with them. Well, at least Raine likes me!"

Ugh, I don't even know what to do with you. You weren't suppose to be a monster.

Ricky: "The Ricky is just too hot for everyone."

No, no, that's not it.

Well, Raine's painting, as usual.

Raine: "I'm so close!"

Yes, so keep painting, and remain oblivious to how much everyone hates Ricky.

Raine: "I know he's a bit much at times, but he's really not that bad."

Derrick disagrees.

Ricky: "Happy birthday, old man."

Derrick: "You'll be old someday too."

Ricky: "Yeah, but I'll still look good."

Derrick: "Good luck with that, considering you don't even look good in the first place."

Ricky: "You lie! You're just jealous!"

Derrick: "I'm so done with you!"

And he won!

Derrick: "You just got beaten up by an 'old man'? How's it feel?

Ricky: "I let you win!"

Derrick: "Oh yeah? Come at me, then. We'll see about that."

Ricky: "I'd rather not waste my time."

Derrick: "Yeah, right, you selfish little wimp!"

Ricky: "I will make sure to remember that..."

We interrupt that fight to check on the ever precious Jas.

Jasper: "We all went on a cruise, and there  was pink lemonade with those little umbrellas, and they let me drive the boat! Then a sea monster came! We had to kill it! Then we had sea monster for dinner. It was great!"

You have a lovely imagination.

Jasper: "Haha! Oh, and I didn't even tell you about the pirates! They kidnapped mom, and dad and I went to save her!"

That's... great.

Jasper: "I haven't seen them lately...."

Uh... you were there when they died...

Jasper: "They're not dead!" -covers ears- "NANANANAANA I CAN'T HEAR YOU!"

Oh Jas... I didn't realize you were in denial...

Jasper: "NANAANANAANANANANA!"

I'll leave you to your toys...

Derrick: "I hate Ricky!"

Raine: "I know you do, just leave him alone."

Derrick: "I am! He keeps coming up to me and calling me old."

Raine: "You are getting old..."

Derrick: "Yeah, but... he doesn't need to constantly remind me!"

Raine: "I'll talk to him."

Derrick: "Okay."

Happy birthday, Derrick!

Derrick: "That's a lot of candles.."

And hey! Old Derrick!

Derrick: "I'm not old on the inside."

Yeah, I know.

And that's all.. WAIT! Not quite!

I drew this to celebrate the anniversary. I know, I have 'fantastic' art skills. They're only the dead Divines because I have no idea what I'd say about the living ones, but I feel like it's pretty acurate. You might need to click on it to get the names and what they're saying.

Anyway, have a great day, happy simming, and happy birthday divinity!

TDL-9.2

The Divine Legacy- 9.2

Good morning, Raine. Ahh, I can't listen to stuff and type at the same time. This is hard. One has to go. I think the listening, I need... I don't know. Ahhh! I need to Divine cause it's been forever and it's... ahhh!

And finally, Raine decides to puke! Still listening to stuff, but whatever. I will probably pause it soon. Yep. It's paused, and it can wait. Divinity for the win in the war of attention!

Ricky: "Hot dogs are sooooo much better than salad!"

Everett: "I don't eat meat anymore..."

Ricky: "Well, it's tofu, so there!"

Everett: "Uh... okay?"

Ricky: "Who eats leaves anyway?"

Everett: "Well, there's other stuff in here too..."

Ricky: "Yes, I can see that. No need to point out the obvious."

Derrick: "Can't you guys find somewhere else to flirt besides my room?"

Ricky: "This isn't a bedroom, it's on the bottom floor!"

Derrick: "My room is on the bottom floor. See my bed, right here?"

Ricky: "You have a strange room."

Derrick: "If it's so strange, then leave."

Raine: "Guys, do you really have to fight?"

Ricky: -dramatic sigh- "Your uncle just loves to fight with me, dear. What can I say?"

Derrick: -sighs-

Well, they did leave, and Raine went to go paint. She's almost there! Woo!

Meanwhile, Ricky decided to work out and grunt as loudly as possible while doing it.

Ricky: "Yes, the people need much more of The Ricky. Especially shirtless.

Yeah, sure. I actually thought you were dying. Silly me.

Ricky: "The Ricky is too cool for death. The reaper will see me, and then fall to his knees begging me to forgive him for wasting my time."

I'm pretty sure you'll be the one begging on your knees.

Ricky: "You are WRONG!"

Yeah, yeah, we'll see.

Derrick's practicing his writing.

Derrick: "Yeah, in this one I'm the hero, and I push Ricky into a pit, where he just falls for all eternity."

You have a lot of pent up anger, don't you?

Derrick: "Do you blame me?"

No. I didn't mean for Ricky to be so obnoxious. It just... happened!

Speaking of obnoxious...

Ricky: "Don't talk to The Ricky while he's reading."

Oliver: "I wasn't talking to you... and I was here first. Why did you have to sit in the middle of my conversation?"

Ricky: "The Ricky does as he wishes."

Oliver: -mutters- " 'The Ricky' is gonna wish he was never born..."

Woo! Baby Divine!

Raine: "Oh dear, I'm going to be a mom!"

Yes. I recommend keeping as far away from Ricky as possible.

Raine: "Why?"

The obvious reasons.

Raine: "Oh. He's not that bad."

Yeah, sure.

Well, it looks like Oliver had finally had enough of The Ricky.

Raine: "I think I'll eat my salad and ignore them."

Ricky: "Ahh! Raine! Help!"

Oliver: "Just eat your salad."

Raine: "Yum! Salad!" O_O

Ricky: "Raine!"

Well it turns out The Ricky has an attack mode. He looks so small compared to all the guys.

Oliver: "Ah! Attack of the midget!"

Ricky: "I'm average height!"

Ricky ended up winning, surprisingly.

Oliver: "I need to get off my butt and work out."

Yeah, and then you can beat him up!

Of course, Derrick had to get involved. All that anger... writing gory death scenes can only help so much...

Derrick: "Hey, don't you dare beat up my nephew!"

Ricky: "He was asking for it. You want some too? The Ricky will be glad to give it to you."

Derrick: "Stop it with 'The Ricky'! Stop talking in third person! I am sick of you! I swear, I will get you out of my house, even if it's the last thing I do!"

Ricky: "Then you better act fast, old man. You're running out of time! It'd be a shame if that time was cut.. shorter."

Derrick: "Are you threatening to murder me?!"

Ricky: "The Ricky would never do such a thing!"

Derrick: "I get the feeling you aren't above it."

Ricky: "Whatever, old man. The Ricky will be watching you..."

Derrick: "I'm not afraid.... if Justin had the chance to met you..." -storms off-

Ricky: "You can run, but you can't hide! Nobody can hide from The Ricky!"

Derrick: -mutters- "Oh Simaya, what did we do to deserve him?"

Ricky: "Raine, I hate your family."

Raine: "They get all worked up during the full moon, don't worry about it."

Ricky: "How are they related to you?"

Raine: -shrugs- "They just are."

Ricky: "You must have been switched at the hospital or something."

Raine: "I wasn't born in the hospital. But.. speaking of babies.."

Raine: "I'm pregnant!"

Ricky: "You are! Yay!"

Raine: "Yeah!"

Ricky: "There will be a little me running around."

Raine: "Hey, it might look me."

Ricky: "Then there will be a little you running around!"

Raine: "Uh huh!"

You guys are in Derrick's room again.

Ricky: "Oh.. yeah."

And what have you been doing all day, my only sane Divine?

Melody: "Cleaning."

I see. Well, somebody has to keep order around here.

Melody: "Yeah, and cleaning's fun!"

Ugh, forget the sane thing. Cleaning is not fun. You're not as bad as the rest, but you're still crazy.

Melody: "If you insist."

And.. that's all. Ahh. Haha! That was fun. I'll try to be a little more persistent (is that the word I'm looking for?) with making these!