TDL- 9.7

The Divine Legacy- 9.7

Hey Ricky. It's been a long time. I almost missed you.

Ricky: "You know you missed The Ricky. How have you survived?"

Quite easily.

Ricky: "Well, The Ricky missed The Ricky!"

I'm not surprised.

Sabrina: "Ew, a ghost!"

Dylan: "Ew, a Sabrina!"

Have you all been getting along on the beach.

Sabina: "Of course. I'm accepted. Demon's all mad at me, though."

She is?

Sabrina: "Yeah, I stole her one and only title."

Oh yeah, well, send her my love.

Oh... Demon. Fancy meeting you here.

Ricky: "Why do they call you the demon? Is it because you're hot?"

Ricky! Demon is off limits!

Ricky: "She's single...."

No she's not! Do you want Jordan to beat you senseless?!

Ricky: "Whose Jordan?"

Demon: "Oh, don't worry about it, me and him have a very open relationship. He's already hit on all of our children's children's children."

That's just wrong.

Wow. Even Demon isn't interested.

The Ricky: "But... I thought..."

Demon: "Oh my Simaya, kid. Who do you think I am, Sabrina?"

What does Sabrina have to do with this?

Demon: "She's the one who likes tearing family's apart."

Then what was all that?

Demon: "Well I can't just ignore him!"

Yes you can.

Oliver: "See? He's flirting with our..."

Raine: "Great great great great great grandma. What's the matter with you? That's just gross!"

Ricky: "Uhm... I can explain..."

Raine: "Really?"

Ricky: "No."

Demon: "See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya!" -evaporates-

Raine: "What's up with you!?"

Ricky: "I was bored, alright? It wasn't like it was gonna go anywhere."

Raine: "Oh really?"

Ricky: "Yes! Do you really think The Ricky would ever get serious with an old ghostly hag like that? How are you related to her?"

What it, Ricky. I very much love the Demon.

Raine: "You're just completely full of yourself!"

Ricky: "No I'm not! You're just crazy!"

Riane: "I'm crazy?! I'M crazy?!"

Ricky: "Yeah! This whole family is insane!"

Raine: "Maybe you're the crazy one!"

Ricky: "No, The Ricky is perfect. How'd I wind up here?"

Raine: "Is here not good enough for you?!"

Ricky: "Of course not! Nothing is good enough for me!"

Raine: "Is that so?"

Ricky: "Yep. I thought you knew that."

Raine: -rolls eyes and storms off-

Uh.... hey! Potty training!

Oliver: You grow up tomorrow, so we gotta get this done, kiddo."

Caleb: "Yep! Lets get it done!"

Oliver: "Exactly."

Back to painting, are we?

Raine: "Yeah. If anybody bothers me, they're getting their eye poked out with my paintbrush."

Jeez, I think I'll be going now.

Raine: "Good."

Well... you didn't poke out his eyes.

Raine: "He's got his sunglasses."

Stopped by sunglasses. Wow.

Ricky: "I'm sorry. You're family's crazy and all that, but not you. And I guess I can be a little full of myself at times."

Raine: "A little?"

Ricky: "Uh.. yes? Well... okay, sometimes a lot."

Raine: "Sometimes?"

Ricky: -sighs- "I'm sorry, alright?"

Raine: "Whatever."

Ricky: "Am I forgiven?"

Raine: "We'll see."

Aww, Caleb's reading with his aunt!

Melody: "Move your hand, I can't read."

Caleb: "What's that?"

Melody: "A horse."

Caleb: "A horse?!"

Melody: "Of course."

Ricky: "Hey! That's not nice! I thought you said you forgave me!"

Raine: "I said I'd think about it!"

Ricky: "What was that?!"

Raine: "You'll see!"

Ricky: "Not again..."

Raine: "I learned a few tricks for Derrick. He was right."

Ricky: "I said I was sorry..."

I caught him puking this time! Hahahahaaha!

Caleb seems to like reading, but I don't think you're suppose to sit on the book when you do it.

Caleb: "I got to hold it open somehow!"

Yeah... I guess.

There's the sleepless, videogame nerd we all know and love.

Oliver: "Don't break my concentration!"

Haha. Had to escape the insanity?

Oliver: "Yeah, yeah, now shut up."

Woah. Woah. WOAH. Ricky?!

Melody: "Dude, really, I know Raine's already mad at you."

Ricky: "But don't you love me?"

Melody: "No, now won't you leave me alone?"

Ricky: "Never. I made a mistake when I married your sister. You're the prettier one."

Melody: "Shut up! You better stop flirting with me, or I swear to Simaya, I'm going to get you kicked out of this house!"

Ricky: "I'll come visit, just for you."

Melody: "Leave me alone you creep!" -runs inside-

Dangit, Raine, I was just sending everyone to bed. You just made this that much longer!

Raine: "It's not my fault! Blame the baby!"

Dangit, Baby!

And... it's a boy. -.-

I wanted a girl. I swear, I thought it was gonna be a girl. I thought I'd hoped hard enough.

Oh well. We'll make do. I'll hope for a trio of girls next generation. Generation 10- Sisterhood of Divinity. Well, I think I'd be generation 11, actually, that would be called that. Unless I end it at ten, which then 10 would be Divinity Infinity...

I'm not gonna think about this now.

I'm gonna think about this baby.

Tyler Divine- suggested by +Misty Pool 

And now we have to grow him up and try to keep the whole house asleep while we do it. Bedtime is my least favorite time of the Divinity, especially when the ghosts start coming out. Thirty or so ghosts plus eight tired sims equals massive lag and frustration.

We've got another kid with orange hair. He's also got Rose's/Justin's/Oliver's green eyes, which are really bright under the contacts. You'd be afraid. I was afraid.

Oh, and he's insane and artistic.

This will be fun.

Goodnight, Tyler.

Next time Caleb grows up!

Lets see how long I take to do that. :/

TDL- 9.6

The Divine Legacy- 9.6

Morning Ricky. I got distracted, and now I'm all floaty in the mind. I need to stop fangirling.

Woo! Walking! Peter Pa... I mean, Caleb is growing up!

Ricky: "You should let me play, I'm better."

Everett: -ignores-

Ricky: "YOU SHOULD LET ME PLAY, I'M BETTER!"

Everett: "I heard you the first time."

Ricky: "But you didn't answer!"

Everett: "It's called ignoring you."

Ricky: "Nobody ignores the Ricky!"

Everett: -ignores-

Ricky: "Nobody!" -gets up and leaves-

Woo! He can walk! Yay!

Birthday time. Poor Jasper had such a hard time getting to his cake.

Here's Melody, who got Vehicle Enthusiast or whatever.

Here's Everett, who got great kisser. Too bad he's got nobody to kiss.

And lastly, Jasper. He got Artistic.

Jasper: "I'm going to start painting! It looks like fun!"

Okay, have fun.

Jasper: "I'm starting to miss my toys.. I'll paint a picture of them!"

Great idea.

Raine: "What are you doing?"

Ricky: "Making sure I'm still attractive."

Raine: "Where you worried?"

Ricky: "Well, somehow, your brother was ignoring me. I thought it might be because I was ugly."

Raine: "And...?"

Ricky: "And I think your brother may be blind and deaf. I'm more attractive than usual today!"

Raine: "Have you ever considered he was just ignoring you?"

Ricky: "Nobody can ignore me."

Raine: "My brother's just really good at ignoring people, I guess."

Ricky: "Hey... happy birthday."

Melody: "Thanks... and really, you need to stop flirting with me."

Ricky: "But the Ricky likes pretty girls!"

Melody: "Yeah, but you're married to my sister."

Ricky: "Your prettier, though."

Ricky!

Ricky: "What?"

Leave Melody alone, really.

Ricky: "But she's finally old enough!"

Derrick's not the only one with potions.

Ricky: "Those potions did nothing!"

It'll be worse next time.

Ricky: "I'll take my chances."

Everett taught Caleb how to talk! Yay! Now all we need to do is potty train him!

Caleb: "I can talk!"

Woo! Now you can tell me what you're always asking about!

Caleb: "Yay!"

Jasper, you should really go to bed.

Jasper: "But Dan was lonely!"

You can take Dan with you...

Jasper: "Dan doesn't like it inside. Can we move my bed outside.

No.

Jasper: "Why!?

Because I said so. Now go to bed. Dan will be there in the morning.

Jasper: "I'm an adult now!"

You still have to listen to me! Go to sleep, little sim.

Jasper: "Aww, okay."

That's all. Blah. School starts tomorrow.

TDL- 9.5

The Divine Legacy- 9.5

Morning, Caleb. You're adorable.

And you aren't seeing things... DOUBLE DIVINE!

Caleb: "What's this?"

Raine: "There you go, hon."

Caleb: "Bleck, it doesn't taste good!"

Raine: "Enjoy!"

Caleb made his way to the dollhouse once he escaped the baby food.

Caleb: "What's this? Can I play?"

Jasper: "Hello, me and you can be friends."

Caleb: "Okay. This doll tastes good!"

Jasper: "Stop chewing on Phil!"

Apparently Jasper decided he wanted a friend he could talk to.

Caleb: "What's that far more interesting thing over there?"

Jasper: "Say... 'Apple'"

Caleb: "No, it's not an apple."

Jasper: "Apple!"

Caleb: "It's still not an apple."

Jasper: -points to picture- "App-le"

Caleb: "Apple?"

Jasper: "Yay! Dangit, why did I get you to say Apple for your first word? How boring."

Caleb: "Not as boring as this."

Jasper: "Now, say... Jasper!"

Aww, Jasper, your new lady friend died... of starvation.

He's the only one that didn't come cry over her. Huh.

Are you a master at painting yet?!

Raine: "No, but I'm close."

That's what you say EVERY TIME!

Raine: "Don't rush me."

Well well well, look who it is.

Ricky: "What else am I suppose to do? The Ricky can only stare at himself so much."

Really?

Ricky: "Yes. If I do it for too long the effect wears off."

So.. teaching toddler to walk?

Ricky: "Yes, it'd be embarrassing if he never learned. It'd be even more embarrassing if he looked like me... but he's still related to me."

He looks like you. He's got a lot of your face.

Ricky: "Yes, but you have to stare for a while to realize. If he didn't know how to walk, he'd know to look away in shame if anyone looked at his face."

That's harsh.

Ricky: "It's true."

Remind me why we leave you alone with him?

Ricky: "Because I'm his dad?"

I need a better reason.

Everett: "IT'S YOUR FAULT!"

Raine: "What? What's my fault?"

Everett: "Derrick! He wouldn't have died if not for you!"

Raine: "What?"

Everett: "If you had never married Ricky, he would have been happier, and if he'd been happier, he would have lived longer, because happy people live longer!"

Raine: "That makes no sense, Ev."

Everett: "It does! He hated Ricky! If you hadn't married him, he'd still be here!"

Raine: "Everett, none of this has anything to do with..."

Everett: "YOU DIDN'T KNOW HIM LIKE I KNEW HIM!" -runs off-

Raine: "Oh my Simaya, that kid's gone insane."

Yeah, I mean, he only died because I wanted you to have another baby.

Raine: "Oh, well thanks. That makes me feel great."

Everett: "He was my only friend!"

Oliver: "I'll be your friend..."

Everett: "It's not the same. You're my brother!"

Oliver: "Well, he was my friend too..."

Everett: "You didn't know him like I did! Besides, you had mom!"

Oliver: "Well.. not really. Jasper had mom."

Everett: "I'm too young for all this!"

Oliver: "I know... but you'll be okay."

Okay... uh... I'm gonna move on before I get sad. I combined the nurseries! I like this much more. It's so roomy.

And speaking of nurseries... baby Divine!

Raine: "This one should be a girl."

Yep.

And... that's all... almost.

I actually made a poll. Not a heir poll or anything. It's actually a generation poll.

Vote for your favorite generation! I have the generation number first, the name of the generation second, and the generation couple third.

http://vote.pollcode.com/37696862#sthash.GocRtTSp.dpuf